Bestiary

Not beastiality.

Statistics : Facebirds, Mopples, Tsunde-ray (Thanks, Plaid_Knight!)

I’m enjoying these stats. I hope there’ll be more soon!

54 Responses to “Bestiary”

  1. ahr2nd Says:

    I think someone should make facebird plushies… :| ]

  2. MRB Says:

    Even though I’m not a D&D fan, those are pretty funny.

    THX for teh loli dfc

  3. admin Says:

    Actually, some plushy facebirds were made back in 2006. I have one back home.

  4. Cutty Flam Says:

    Loving the pic you made. If you made a topless (or even a naked) Snax that would be too awesome!

  5. Tunk Says:

    That picture both answers and poses many questions.

  6. Fronzel Says:

    Who’s this?

    Hm…stretchmarks may be my new sexual fetish…

  7. admin Says:

    Young Yvv.

  8. Tunk Says:

    Its kind of hard to decide between androgynous and trap.

  9. lr Says:

    Delicious Yvv is delicious

  10. Tunk Says:

    It may be silly to ask, but I dont think Iv seen any obviously male facebirds yet?

  11. psuedonymous Says:

    “Range 1 mile”
    This had me in stitches. Possibly due to the implication that testing was involved.

  12. nipples Says:

    nipples

  13. Adrian Says:

    (´???)?|??|Kneading delicious flat chest

  14. Aristagon Says:

    :D

  15. sanity underwhelming Says:

    Yum legal flat chest, now excuse me. I have something to take care of.

  16. Aaron Says:

    Always knew Yvv would be ridicu-bony.

  17. sanity underwhelming Says:

    Ok done with that what system are these stated in?

  18. Icecreammouth Says:

    You should include those hats with eyes.

  19. Not Anonymous Says:

    Flat naked chick is flat naked, and Dan is updating again with funny HHs and other stuff. Life is good. Thanks, Dan!!

  20. Master of the Underdark Says:

    I am looking forward to the Snax game.

  21. Plaid_Knight Says:

    Ok done with that what system are these stated in?

    It’s a slightly tweaked version of Unisystem (the engine that we use for Witchcraft, the Buffy and Angel rpgs, Terra Primate, and All Flesh Must Be Eaten). The version you see above is modeled using information from my composite rpg for the Type-Moon universe (Tsukihime and Fate Stay Night).

    The in-progress page for that is here: http://tinyurl.com/4jrkgf
    I’m taking a break from it until mid-November though. I’m going to eventually make a patch for it that will allow us to run the Daniverse in addition to the Nasuverse. Since Unisystem games share so many features in common, it’s easy to make a new game for it (all you need are a few notes about what’s a little different in the new game).

    By the way, I completely messed up in my Mopples entry because Mr. Mopps has demonstrated that Mopples can speak – but he spoke in l337 … does that signify anything else for their species? Let me know if my entries contradict canon in some way.

  22. hehe Says:

    hehe, wasn’t there a law against this sort of images in Canada?

  23. Saitou Says:

    Actually, some plushy facebirds were made back in 2006. I have one back home.

    Just so you know, I still want one.

    ALso, oh god delicous Yvv MUST LOEV

  24. dkim Says:

    Plaid_Knight
    Mr. Mopps has demonstrated that Mopples can speak

    Mr. Mopps can only makes bubbling sounds, but Snax can understand him. N-not that she likes him or anything! Geez.

    In other news:
    http://www.conquerthislife.com/

  25. iKoKuronosu Says:

    Arms of iron, that woman.

  26. Kobayashi Says:

    Facebird plush? I’d buy it. Provided it had a plastic face-mask thing for added realism.

    Or, well, I’d go with a plush face if it was more like one of the cartoony ones from T42R rather than Penny Tribute proper. Actually, that makes a lot more sense.

  27. Kobayashi Says:

    And fuck, also, since my friends and I don’t do D&D or anything, but now I want to make Akrham Horror stuff for these guys.

  28. admin Says:

    By the way, I’m feeling kind of sick today. I’m going to sleep without updating.

  29. Plaid_Knight Says:

    Get some rest. We’ll wait patiently.

  30. Giovanni Says:

    Try to get well Dan. Just as long as you lets us know that you are alive it’s ok.

  31. Stopped Time Says:

    Demisional? Is that like dimensional?

  32. Vicko Says:

    is that a guy with breast or a very ugly loli?

  33. MRB Says:

    Chciken soup! EAT SOME FUCKING CHICKEN SOUP! srsly

  34. Couch potato Says:

    Vicko Says:

    November 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    is that a guy with breast or a very ugly loli?

    Aah, leave her alone, i think shes really pretty!

  35. Marshall Says:

    dkim Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    Plaid_Knight
    Mr. Mopps has demonstrated that Mopples can speak

    Mr. Mopps can only makes bubbling sounds, but Snax can understand him. N-not that she likes him or anything!
    Geez.

    Um, are you retconing his leet in this comic then? Or are you saying leet sounds like bubbling and gurgling?
    http://manga.clone-army.org/momoka.php?page=5&lang=

  36. Plaid_Knight Says:

    >Um, are you retconing his leet in this comic then? Or are you saying leet sounds like bubbling and gurgling?
    http://manga.clone-army.org/momoka.php?page=5&lang=

    That’s what I was talking about earlier. I wanted to revise the copy to make it match canon, but if his bubbling and gurgling only is intelligible to Snax, then that’s fine.

    Speaking of Snax, I think I’m going to stat her very soon.

  37. MRB Says:

    Mr. Mopps doesn’t even has a mouth

  38. Plaid_Knight Says:

    >Mr. Mopps doesn’t even has a mouth

    If he’s an octopod he might have his mouth on the underside of his body, hidden by all those tentacles.

  39. Miggz Says:

    Am I alone in thinking that there should be some bestiality involved.

  40. dkim Says:

    Speaking of Snax, I think I’m going to stat her very soon.
    Looking forward to it!

    If he’s an octopod he might have his mouth on the underside of his body, hidden by all those tentacles.
    It’s probably best not to think about such things. I mean, where does he poop from? If he’s like a starfish, it’s all in and out of the same hole…

  41. Kobayashi Says:

    So… when you have sex with a Mopples, it’s either a) Tentacle Sex or b)Oral/Anal/Vaginal/Urethral all at the same time, huh? Kinky.

  42. sanity underwhelming Says:

    >The in-progress page for that is here: http://tinyurl.com/4jrkgf
    link does not seem to work. As a fa/tg/uy my intrest in it is peaked at all flesh must be eaten.

  43. MRB Says:

    Looking forward to the Snax stats. Life must be really shitty for starfish.

  44. Fronzel Says:

    I love how we start discussing a fictional creature and someone brings up having sex with it not a possibility, but as a definite event.

    “WHEN you have sex with a Mopple…”

  45. coiffe Says:

    >when you have sex with a Mopples, it’s either a) Tentacle Sex or b)Oral/Anal/Vaginal/Urethral
    >Life must be really shitty for starfish.

    Keep in mind that starfish sex is more like a squirt-gun fight; no-one gets pregnant. No AIDS. GOOD CLEAN FUN

  46. Plaid_Knight Says:

    >The in-progress page for that is here: http://tinyurl.com/4jrkgf
    link does not seem to work. As a fa/tg/uy my intrest in it is peaked at all flesh must be eaten.

    Switching webhosts. It should be up soon (soon being the end of this week or before the middle of next week).

  47. Plaid_Knight Says:

    When it’s up, I’ll provide linkage.

  48. sanity underwhelming Says:

    >When it’s up, I’ll provide linkage.
    Ok I’ll keep checking up.

  49. Plaid_Knight Says:

    Aaand we’re up. Pardon the dust.

    http://www.heavens-feel.com

    You’ll find what you seek in the Games section under Fate Nasuverse RPG.

  50. Plaid_Knight Says:

    Snax will be over at http://blog.clone-army.org/?p=117#comment-3417 after the post is approved.

  51. Jonboy Says:

    Still a great source of frustration that one of my favourate artists spends most of his talent drawing the young girls and japanese style saucy comics. Penny tribute was Awesome. Facinating storyline, amazing art.. thoroughly interesting characters… And every time I check the site I see more ’snax’ and whatnot. What happened to tge amazing projects like paper eleven? Im sure your keeping the legions of fanboys content.. but seriously, your integrity as an artist? It dies a little more each day. This isnt intended as a flame, just half heartedly hoping kim will read it. I wont be reading the fanboy responces. Only check the site like once a month these days, for good updates.

  52. admin Says:

    Hey, Jonboy.

    Well, the good stuff is going into the Maria’s Sea collection.

    Like I’ve said before, I really have to do both kinds of stuff at once. Tomoyo42’s room was done concurrently with Paper Eleven. Snax stuff will be concurrently with the Maria’s Sea collection. Penny will live on in the MS Collection, along with other more serious works.

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  54. SPIKE Says:

    Hey that boy has fatty male breast tissue. He should see a doctor about that.