T42R 359-364

T42R: 359 – 364 (Read in Order!)
The Biography Comics are over!
I’d ask you to kill me but I’m already dead inside.
Cupcake, Witches to follow.

T42R: 359 – 364 (Read in Order!)
The Biography Comics are over!
I’d ask you to kill me but I’m already dead inside.
Cupcake, Witches to follow.
November 29th, 2012 at 10:43 am
cheer up buddy, i’ll buy you a poutine.
November 29th, 2012 at 11:12 am
That Dan guy has a shot. We all do. Just need to shape up first before going out.
November 29th, 2012 at 11:35 am
oh come on.
November 29th, 2012 at 11:36 am
i totally spelled jesus wrong.
November 29th, 2012 at 11:45 am
for the sake of clarification, the first comment was directed at you dan. the second was merely an observation that i sometimes miss things that are right in front of me…ahem.
November 29th, 2012 at 11:56 am
Well, yeah, this is all exaggerated for comedic effect.
My skeleton didn’t really jump out or anything.
November 29th, 2012 at 11:58 am
But Cupcake really was serving Reality brand wine, right?
November 29th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Yes. And I secretly touched her bum while she wasn’t looking.
It was like the world’s softest body-temperature memory foam.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:02 pm
T-they’re over?
But I find comic-Dan so relatable
November 29th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
I like that the receding hair line got worse through the story. Seriously Dan. Stop that. Stop finding faults in things. Find more joy in life and don’t bother to overthink it. The more you sink into your rut, the worse you’ll feel about EVERYTHING. Maybe that girl enjoyed herself kind of. Maybe you should call her again. Idfk.
Stop being a bitch, Dan.
<3 Your Friend,
Couchfort.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:52 pm
It’s like I’m reading my own life!
I can’t end up like Dan! I WON’T!
November 29th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Memory foam…
I guess that helps.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Dan, you’re my hero. Because while we over think shit all the time, you can at least enjoy the moment for what it was and still be more productive and talented than I will ever be. Just think that all things that happen to you is preparation for when you meet the girl that’s into you and just for you. Also a nice dakimakura is comfy way to sleep at night. (Not saying from experience…but really is saying from experience.)
November 29th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Why you gotta live in Canada, mang, that shit is out of the way. Let’s meet up in the middle, say Mexico? We’ll have a grand old time. I promise I won’t pet you, but I must insist on watching you sleep.
November 29th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Smelly bro is my new favourite thing.
November 29th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I mean skelly, damn autocorrect,
November 30th, 2012 at 12:32 am
> so orange >
November 30th, 2012 at 5:23 am
Geez Dan, I’d buy you a drink but I’d have to leave my room and then get half way around the world.
November 30th, 2012 at 11:09 am
Nice dress.
November 30th, 2012 at 4:24 pm
I just read all the bio comics. I shed tears.
I.. I think I might have the courage to go outside now. :>
November 30th, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Omg, somehow i feel more depressed than normally, Thanks Dan. I guess a Lot of us can identify or relate to such life-situations, its heartbreaking. You should do a regular biographical strip, As you now we all loves to Be reminded of human misery, or the wonders and misfortune of an artists life.
November 30th, 2012 at 4:52 pm
dan, as you wish. i’m leaving a comment.
i love how the colour of my dress keeps changing. by the way, i’m not that tall.
bio comics are great. we could all use more of those
November 30th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
“fred”?!
IT’S A TRAP!
November 30th, 2012 at 10:43 pm
It was Gallagher all along.
December 1st, 2012 at 6:24 am
T-thanks for the comment!
I wasn’t careful with the colours… something to keep in mind for next time(?!).
noou
I’d hit it.
Joou
I knew this was coming.
December 1st, 2012 at 8:38 am
Wait, so Dan was actually with 3DPD? I’m disgusted. What happened to you, Dan? I thought you had standards.
December 1st, 2012 at 8:42 am
>What oblivionshinma said.
I know that feel bro.
December 1st, 2012 at 9:10 am
omg dan you’re overreacting. i don’t care about colours. and you have great friends here.
no, i am not dan’s imaginary friend. and yes, fred is (an abbreviated form of) my real name.
December 1st, 2012 at 10:21 am
Oh, Dan~
If nothing else, take solace in the fact that your self-deprecation comics are enjoyable to read, unlike some others I can think of.
December 1st, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I have a terrible cough and when Cupcake showed up I was laugh/cough/laughing so hard I actually passed out for a minute. Well done, Dan.
December 1st, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Frederica?
PURSUE, DAN, SHE WANTS YOU TO PURSUE! I BELIIIIIIIIIIIEVE!
December 1st, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Postmodern end!
December 1st, 2012 at 2:21 pm
good ending ;__;
December 1st, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Furude Rika?
Must be nice to know you can always count on the support of people online, should be a good reason to keep improving your craft and moving on. It turns what’s a potentially selfish affair into a communal thing where you feed off other people’s tears and laughter. I’m overthinking this, already had said my piece before.
December is harsh overall…
December 1st, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Fred
Can’t be helped! I’m h…h….happy?
couchfort
TIME TO HIT THE GYM
December 1st, 2012 at 3:58 pm
AoC
I think it’s a good point.
December can be tough — hang in there, brah.
December 2nd, 2012 at 5:56 am
Brainmeltdown. This is toooo much to bear.
December 2nd, 2012 at 6:05 am
Just read through these. I was laughing for a while and then reality began to sink in. It was kind of like reading a comic about my future. Only, without all of the talent you possess.
just keep your head up, alright? ;_;
December 2nd, 2012 at 7:48 am
Don’t worry dan. Just keep drinking coffee for no reason and drawing 2D girls and always look forward to tomorrow! Then you can do it all again!
Yaaaayy!
December 2nd, 2012 at 10:20 am
>I like that the receding hair line got worse through the story.
Eventually it will recede all the way to the back, the clipping planes will invert and Dan will end up suddenly covered in hair.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:00 am
Dat’s cool. I like autobio comics.
My breakthrough to “the other side” involved wrenching my brain all at once (yes you gotta be in CRISIS MODE to achieve this) into not giving a fuck what other people thought of me (within societal reason). Everything in my life fell into place after that, and I’m pretty effin’ happy now. Might not be the key for you but it sounds as though it may help.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Keuseo: That’s nuts, Dan has a shot, but he needs to get out there more like this and not loller around in ‘the right one is waiting land’.
PS. Nice to see a happy ending.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:12 pm
(a shot at finding a girlfriend in general I mean, not saying anything specific)
Anyway, Cupcake was really mean there… but that actually fits her personality from the comics. : )
December 6th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
daaaaaan
fresh out of the render
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9Uq5e4ISs
also, I’m sorry for mushing everyone into one character…
December 6th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
AWW YEAH
I’ll post this to the front page in a bit.
Awesome, man. : >
December 6th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Also, just a suggestion Dan, make some business cards with Witches on them, rather than Cupcake butt… it’ll look better to the uninitiated.
December 6th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
oh wow, dang, that video is nice
December 6th, 2012 at 5:43 pm
My card will read:
Executor
of
Her Majesty’s Royal Butt Branch
at [connection lost please try again]
lord of cartoon butts
DAN KIM
Southouse Magistrata
BRANCH 0 WARD 0, DESK 0000XX-XX1A
December 7th, 2012 at 12:04 am
And it’ll just be an extreme close up of cupcake’s leotard covered butt for an image behind the words. You’ll never be invited anywhere ever again. Not even by Frederica. Good thing you have us to torment you in your loneliness.
FOREVERALONE.JPG
PLAYWITHUSDANNYFOREVERANDEVER.JPG
December 7th, 2012 at 6:30 am
needs moar decantering
December 7th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
it’s a beautiful hybrid ~ ^_^
December 8th, 2012 at 6:08 pm
I had built myself up to try and say something long-winded and attempt at being profound.
But all I really want to say is, you’re work has always been a big motivator and inspiration some times.
I wish you the best in all you do.
December 9th, 2012 at 6:19 am
Cupcake’s tumblr is really entertaining.
December 9th, 2012 at 11:22 am
Gustav Mahler wrote a symphony after completing his Eighth, but refused to give it a number in observance of what modern musicologists semi-seriously refer to as the curse of the ninth. That is, many of the most influential and successful composers seem to meet their fate after completing nine. Mahler then went on to begin composing a subsequent symphony. He died, leaving it unfinished.
December 9th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Atlas
Thanks man, I appreciate it.
I better do my best, because my comics are all I have, ha ha.
Taichi
It is, isn’t it?
sp_
do not want
I need to bite the bullet and just gogogo.