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Dear Real Life

[ Pretty Neet. ]Dear Real Life,

Please leave me alone.
I am trying to get things done, here.

Seriously. Fuck off and leave me alone with my Internets.

Ragetastically yours,
Dan

This entry was posted on Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 12:10 am and is filed under ???. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

82 Responses to “Dear Real Life”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    Hey Dan,
    Real life here. Umm Yeeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay? Thanks.

  2. Osaka Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 1:02 am

    Just kill her Dan!, while you still have the chance… you dont need her anyways!!, nobody does…!!!!

  3. Not One Of Us Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 1:27 am

    You sound back to normal, Dan.

  4. All right! Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 1:29 am

    That’s the fighting spirit!

  5. Marshall Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 1:57 am

    That was awesome, but please don’t kill anyone.

  6. anon Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 2:22 am

    What the hell is snax doing`? And what the hell do all those freaks in the background want?

  7. Chimi! Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 3:15 am

    I’m sorry Real Life is being such a FAT DISGUSTING BITCH, Danimal. *innernet hugz!*

  8. Fie Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 3:56 am

    I forgot about clone manga for like four months and shit still hasn’t really updated.

  9. sage Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 4:01 am

    sage

  10. MRB Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    sage for lack of content

  11. Agit Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 4:56 am

    We think alike.
    But,anyway, we need it…just to pay for the Internets))

  12. Real Life Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Hey, fuck you.
    If you didn’t want me here, why the fuck did you invite me over in the first place?

  13. Anonymous Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Dan in Real Life?

  14. Plaid_Knight Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 7:53 am

    New doodles of snax, momoka, etc … ahhh …

  15. Anonymous Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Goddammit Dan, if you’re going to update, at least have some fucking content. This is like the umpteenth time you’ve completely FAILED to update.

    Sage for whiny drama whore.

  16. sage Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    sage goes in every field

  17. Anon Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    >You sound back to normal, Dan.

    If that was the case then WHERE IS THE LOLI?

  18. Fronzel Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    It’s a little annoying for you to use Snax, Mopps and Calistor in an update picture given that you’ve abandoned their comic.

  19. Petkov Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Dan, I hear Second Life is better than Real Life.
    Very nice cute piture BTW Dan. I bet Snax is watching Baywatch and rubbing herself.

  20. dkim Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Fronzel
    In my black, oily heart, every comic lives on.

  21. Saitou Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Baby Snax in the background, pime taradox, etc.

    Re: Real life
    Body: It sucks. Deal with it or die. DO IT FAGGOT

  22. Sifl Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    I concur with Fronzel. If you’re going to Momoka, then fucking Momoka already. If you’re not, then stop teasing all of us Snaxtan-fanboys.

  23. Thana Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Kill yourself and board the mothership where all is lolis and guro with lolis.

  24. Kobayashi Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Not sure how I feel about you using Momoka to represent yourself…

  25. dkim Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Not sure how I feel about you using Momoka to represent yourself…
    That’s Snax in the blanket…
    Snax isn’t my self-insert avatar… I just used her since she fit the image. : (

    Maybe I should have just used Kaguya?

  26. Anon Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Hey guys I went outside today. It was definitely the best game I have ever played, the graphics were awesome and when I looked at the trees the leaves weren’t flat. There was no lag. Suddenly I realized this was an MMO. I saw people walking around and driving vehicles. Nobody had weapons because the city levels don’t allow weapons. Though some weapons were hidden around like a rock, stick or gun. This game was awesome, I might play tomorrow.

  27. r.yoo Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    “Outside” has too much bloom.

    Or not enough.

  28. Anon Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    who is the girl with snakes in her hair?

  29. Peach Rum Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    Awesome blog update. I wish I was Snax right there… or maybe the tentacle-haired girl. Or even just the lunchbox Medusa-chan is holding. I’m also digging the bird-thingy from Penny Tribute.

    … Tribute.

  30. Nikicus Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    These drawings just make me miss Momoka more.
    And reality is a waste of time.

  31. Anonymous Anon Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    Now I miss Momoka.

    :

  32. nifty Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 12:42 am

    That outside game is really slow to level up in though. And dont get me started on the ridiculous overbearing GMs. Kill one player character and they ban you for life!

  33. Jade Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 4:01 am

    Alienware?

  34. Oblivion Shinma Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 4:40 am

    I second that snakegirl question.
    You’re not doing Momoka and you tease us about it with the characters we missed out on?

  35. Schlobo Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Dan.

    Daaaaaaaaaan.

    DAaaAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnnn.

    (

  36. Kobayashi Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    I’m sorry. My abbreviations must have confused you. When I say “Momoka”, I mean “Snax, that lolilicious girl from Momoka, that super-awesome comic you abandoned for little-to-no reason”. Sorry for the confusion. I’ll try to be more clear in the future.

  37. Anonymous Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    Momoka at his computer.

  38. Real Life's Cousin Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 1:03 am

    Dannnnn. The Real Life will mess with your mind…FOREVER!!!!

  39. UserGoogol Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 2:56 am

    Oblivion Shinma:

    Don’t worry, in Clone Army characters don’t die, they just get transferred to Tomoyo42’s Room.

  40. Real Life's Older Brother Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 3:55 am

    Hey Dan, it’s me, the Internet.
    I need you Dan, where have you been? ;___;

  41. sanityunderwhelming Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 3:59 am

    So I have found someone who feels the same way about real life, maybe we can band together and defeat real life!

  42. Oblivion Shinma Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    UserGoogol:

    Take it from one of the oldest members around. They die, and you never see them again…

    Even if they did show up in T42s room it’s not Momoka.

  43. anonymous Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    sage

  44. Anon Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    neet.jpg

    Waht.

  45. Shoyushu Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Frosted Butts.

  46. Plaid_Knight Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Plz … moar snax, moar momoka, moar kanami, moar old cool stuff … plz. New ideas are fine (and new), but give us some good old cool stuff too

  47. Vicko Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage Sage

  48. Vicko Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 6:12 am

    Disregard the above, I suck cocks.

  49. MRB Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 6:51 am

    >neet.jpg

    OH LAWD

  50. Artic-Hunter Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 12:02 am

    THIS IS NOT A HATE-FULL MESSAGE OR JOKE:
    Dan, have you really considered letting clone-army in stand by for a while (AND REST) instead of promessing unreachable updates. Maybe something like: “Guys, I’m freezing this site for two/three months” Then you stop paying the goddamn server bill and get things done in your work, deal with any of your real life’s problem and after all you return fresh, so as inspired. This doesn’t work with relationships at all but perhaps here….

  51. Plaid_Knight Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    What
    >>Artic-Hunter sayed.

    It’d be cool if you just waited 1D4 months and then blew your wad on a ton of Momoka, Penny, etc. in one go.

    You could even toss us a t42r now and then along the way.

  52. Fie Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    I agree. I think 1d4 months would be acceptable. Though, I like Maria’s Sea, and I like the full releases. I’d like to see it finished, and finished through the process it’s being put out in right now.

  53. Kaiji Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    zawa is the new desu.

    ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
    ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
    ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
    ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
    ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA

  54. Fie Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Also, thank you for recommending Nijigahara Holograph. It was excellent.

  55. RGE Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    When I read this week’s Minus (the ghost), and that little girl complained to her Mr Cattington, I could think only of Snax and Mr Mopps. ;_;

  56. funkybovinator Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Aye laddies! thay’re gonna have to bary what’s left of you in a – FIRE! FIRE! FIIIIIIRE!!!

  57. Tsunemori Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Holy shit I’m posting on the internet

  58. Lucy Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Hey Dan, have you seen??

    http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4286/1205794324768hf8.jpg
    http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5375/1205794574280pl3.jpg

  59. Fie Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Every day I check
    but dan’s not here.
    Not here anymore
    ;__;

    ;_______;

    ;_______________;

    NOT HERE

  60. Anonymous Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    Look at me still checking
    on Dan’s site for updates
    When I look up there
    it makes me mad there are none
    Dan’s got deadlines to be met
    There is waiting to be done
    for the updates that are
    still not here

  61. sage Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 5:51 am

    SAGE RAWKS! ‘NUFF SAID

  62. Anonymous Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Remember when Dan said a while ago he was almost done with an HH and T42R update? That was funny. So…. funny..

  63. ITS DAN TIME AGAIN Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

  64. MRB Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

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  65. Lord Flashheart Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 1:15 am

    i think clone mango is a pretty cool guy. eh makes sidepics and doesnt update of anything.

    Seriously, though, I really do love the sidepics.

  66. Plaid_Knight Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 7:25 am

    I’ve been enjoying your new doodles at /jp/.

  67. Anonymous Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Dan, I’m scared, are you dead now?

  68. dkim Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Dan, I’m scared, are you dead now?

    Lurking in /jp/

    Preparing for Easter Resurrection

    OH LAWD

  69. dkim Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Lurking in /jp/

    Well, more like POASTAN

  70. Anonymous Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    >/jp/

    Oh ho!

  71. sanityunderwhelming Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    hey dan think you could put your doodles form /jp/ up under one of your galleries?

    no wait that would be an update.

  72. admin Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    hey dan think you could put your doodles form /jp/ up under one of your galleries?

    That’s a good idea. Some of these threads have been pretty amusing…

  73. sanityunderwhelming Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    so I browse /jp/ to see what attracted you there, low and behold I see a thread you made.

    chen noooooooo ;_;

    well played dan, well played.

  74. Anonymous Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Yeah, I get it, he updates /jp/ now instead of here

  75. MRB Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Come back, Dan! ;__;

  76. Anonymous Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    /jp/? More like /touhou+lol porn with plot games+extension of /a//, mirite?

  77. Jefferson 1782 Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Waka Waka Waka

  78. argh Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    4chan? that /jp/ ?

    huh

  79. Marina Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Real life? What the heck is that? It’s like Second life?

    Kudos for the Snax goodness.

  80. Mr Monday Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Dammit Dan, it’s becuase of ou that i’ve been drawing porn i nyour absence D:

  81. Cori Says:
    November 11th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    It took me a while to realize Snax is wearing Grados…

  82. iehdghiw Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Very nice site. I enjoy your webcam the most. Beautiful scenery! Keep up the great work.